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    Yennage Can't Cook #2 -- Peppered Beer Steak With Curly Kale In Garlic & Tomato Bread


    So guys welcome to episode 2 of Yennage Can't Cook. Today I decided to make something a little more elaborate so I bring you: peppered beer steak with curly kale in a garlic and sundried tomato bread sandwich!

    Step 1 -- Head down to your local supermarket and grab some top quality special deal ingredients:
    I've got Tesco peppered steak, Tesco curly kale, Tesco sundried tomato and garlic flat bread and ofc Carlsberg Export.

    Step 2 -- Put your steaks in some sorta shallow dish and pour on the beer! Then leave them in the fridge for like 90 minutes:
    Protip: Using a shallow dish isn't a great idea when you're trying to transport liquids.

    Step 3 -- I took an executive decision to cook the curly kale in the microwave to save time. 6 minutes should be just right I thought:
    Protip: Curly Kale is an official superfood so eating it will make you into some sort of hero!

    Step 4 -- After about 5 minutes take your flatbreads out of the oven and give them a cheeky flip to cook them on both sides:
    Protip: Don't use your fingers to flip things that have just come out of the oven.

    Step 5 -- After a few minutes of cooking the kale in the microwave I decide to take an executive decision to shut off the microwave immediately:
    Protip: Concentrate on taking pictures while your kitchen is burning to make yourself look hardcore!

    Step 6 -- The one thing my diet needs is more salt:
    Protip: Assemble as many utensils in the pan as possible to look like a pro chef

    Step 7 -- After grabbing some fresh kale and assembling the sandwich I was rather pleased with myself. 2 steaks, 2 flatbreads and plenty of "yummy" kale:
    Protip: Assemble your kale into a ¥ symbol to look creative and artistic!

    Step 8 -- Here's the aftermath of the microwave incident:
    Protip: Don't try and guess your own cooking times!

    Again this meal wasn't too bad (apart from the small fire) and was definitely filling and healthy. Anyway I look forward to seeing you guys next time in Yennage's kitchen
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    NICE

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    that flatbread looks and sounds good!

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    hahaha oh wow I love it
    fire again lol
    I love the protips

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    Steaks in a frying pan BLASPHEMY!! Although I should start a segment, Carnage can SMOKE. I took up smoking meats a few years ago and have had some awesome results. Here's a pic of my pork butt that took around 16hrs to cook.


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    ... Now I want some flabread.

    Anyways, great post. I think I have to start my own too. (Fathoms the ingredients of DOOM!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cpt.Carnage View Post
    Steaks in a frying pan BLASPHEMY!! Although I should start a segment, Carnage can SMOKE. I took up smoking meats a few years ago and have had some awesome results. Here's a pic of my pork butt that took around 16hrs to cook.

    That looks pretty nice, except for the stringy stuff coming out of it. Thats not very appetizing... Although I couldn't do any better if my life depended on it.

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    Uh Beutube? That is string. You can eat it if you really want but you normally throw it out.

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    Incredible protips again Yen. I'll definitely try them to make myself a better player and practice those techniques.

    Regarding the pork butt, it would look as good without the strings. That thing looks nuts.
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