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    Yennage Can't Cook #6 Energy Chicken Wrap


    Hello there, its been a long time... Anyway I'm gonna go ahead and drop that portal 2 reference right there as I'm sure anyone who gets it will already be sick of portal 2 jokes now. So this is episode 6 of YCC and my recent addiction to mcdonalds and (their food isn't even burnt!) means that this is the first edition since mid June!

    So this week I decided to make a nice healthy ordinary bbq chicken wrap. But this is no ordinary bbq chicken wrap, this has so much goodness and energy that just 1 bite will make you into some sorta hero

    Step 1 -- The obligatory ingredient shot:

    From the left I've got Tesco chicken breast steaks, fresh&naked mixed leaves (really?), HP Original and Classic BBQ sauce, Tesco plain tortilla wraps, Cherry Coke and ofc Irn Bru

    Step 2 -- Whack your original and classic BBQ sauce into a mixing bowl:

    Protip: Getting sauce out of a glass bottle is easy if you just use the power of self belief! (and enlist a little help from Mr. Microwave)

    Step 3 -- Begin turning your bog standard BBQ sauce into Yennage's custom BBQ sauce:

    Protip: The addition of cherry coke adds vital electrolytes and caffeine to an otherwise unhealthy condiment

    Step 4 -- Throw your chicken steaks into your preheated pan:

    Protip: Don't literally throw the steaks into the pan unless you're willing to take the spits of scalding hot cooking oil like a man

    Step 5 -- After mixing your Coke and BBQ Sauce add in a little extra salt for flavour:

    Protip: Salt is the BEST cooking ingredient ever invented (perhaps with the exception of MSG) and makes everything taste better so use it in vast quantities at every opportunity!

    Step 6 -- Pour a little (a lot) Irn Bru into the pan with the chicken:

    Protip: Irn Bru (pronounced Iron Brew) also has the added bonus of turning your chicken a worrying shade of orange!

    Step 7 -- I hear that you guys can't buy Irn Bru in Canada or the US so I figured I'd take a picture of some in a mug to showcase its brilliance:

    Protip: Get distracted taking needless pictures instead of keeping an eye on your rapidly overcooking chicken to showcase your multitasking abilities.

    Step 8 -- When the chicken is cooked, whack in the custom BBQ sauce:

    Protip: Use BBQ sauce to hide the fact that your chicken is now horribly burnt.

    Step 9 -- Wonder what the hell is the deal with the packaging of the mixed leaves:

    Protip: Contemplate the juxt opposition of BIG mixed little leaves while your chicken continues to overcook!

    Step 10 -- Add the chicken and salad into your wraps and enjoy:

    Protip: If you can't use BBQ sauce to conceal that your chicken is burnt, use carefully placed salad leaves instead

    Well this one had a rather... interesting taste. The BBQ sauce was actually pretty damned good but the chicken tasted rather funky due to the Irn Bru and made me feel a little sick by the time I'd eaten the 3rd wrap.

    Anyway if you have any ideas for stuff I could cook please don't hesitate to lemme know!
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    mmm... fresh and naked; just the way I like 'em!

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    That looks pretty good, except for the lettuce.

    Next time, try cooking something with red bull or monster. o.O
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    red rain is betta!
    and this sounds...interesting...?

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    LOVE the action shot of the salt . Looks really good, and don't worry, we all burn chicken xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglejake View Post
    red rain is betta!
    and this sounds...interesting...?
    I hate red rain I second the red bull or monster XD

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    Not gonna lie, i prefer my chicken a little burnt
    but that looks delicious
    I'm not a veggie fan so id take the the vegetable crap out and just go with the chicken and wrap
    but nice action shots
    I recommend doing some crazier action shots
    like many the chicken being thrown into the pan
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    awsome as per usual

    and hope you dint get to sick....
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    I saw HP Sauce ... then I saw Coca-Cola ... then I became worried ...

    Interesting meal. You should do a breakfast segment.

    Also, +1 for the very european stove, lol.

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    Oh lol
    yennage yennage
    we are not used to this
    you actually didn't burn it that bad

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