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    Autom Can't Cook #2 Pizza Remake (made one myself this time :D) PIC HEAVY


    Hello everyone, I made a pizza today, because our beloved friend Yennage challenged me to do so. It worked pretty good, and here are the pictures (also I'm that creative and original that I CAN copy Yen's step titles):

    Step 1 -- Assemble all your "quality" ingredients:

    Yup, that's right, 4 pizza's (2 for me, 1 for mother and 1 for father) :P

    Step 2 -- Start unpacking your pizza's

    Protip: Don't try cutting open circular coverage while taking pictures... Also, don't get confused on what's on the package :P

    Step 3 -- Add tomato sauce, and add lots of it!

    Protip: Use too much sauce so you plate gets all dirty and so you have to clean it first...

    Step 4 -- Add cooked ham

    Protip: Hold ham with your thumb and middlefinger because you know it's an uncomfortable way of holding it but can't switch because your holding a camera...

    Step 5 -- Add smoked ham, because we all like meat!

    Protip: Let you mother cut the ham, because using a pair of scissors while cutting ham requires frickin' 4 hands!

    Step 6 -- Add Chorrizo, and if you don't know what that is, you really should try it!

    Protip: Don't stand in front of the light so you don't have to take 6 pictures, then ask to yourself what the shadow is, then making your mother go away, then realising it was you and still take 1 more picture with shade...

    Step 7 -- Open a can of pineapple pieces

    Protip: Always use one hand while using an overly advanced can opener so you can cut yourself in the process.

    Step 8 -- Throw on some bell pepper "slices"

    Protip: Use red sauce, red meat and red bell peppers so you can clearly see the difference between what's what.

    Step 9 -- Add pineapple pieces with a very advanced tool!

    Protip: Start using the word "Add" again because your vocabulary is too limited and can't find anything better.

    Step 10 -- Throw the cheese!

    If you get this reference you are awesome!

    Step 11 -- Show off your pizza while you know that your mom's looks way better

    Protip: Make your pizza stand out by adding less cheese and putting your pizza on the lower platform.

    Step 12 -- Add in a picture of the afterparty

    Protip: Make sure to get the lighting right, so take a dozen pictures with and without flash!

    Step 13 -- Take a picture of your highly advanced microwave-oven

    Protip: Always add these type of pictures because everyone is interested in them.

    Step 14 -- Show off your creation

    Protip: Use a nice color in the background to make your pizza look even better... (Yea right)

    This pizza was delicious, and even though it doesn't look all that big and that I ate a second one, it was worth taking the time to take some pictures so you guys can get hungry and want a pizza too. :P Just kidding. But I do challenge everyone here to make a pizza with as much stuff on it as possible (as much variety as possible and an as high as possible tower on top!). Make sure you can eat it afterwards

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    YOUR MOTHER............................
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    ....'s pizza looks very nice. Good job on yours too

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    I would eat the chorizo and pineapple one all day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglejake View Post
    YOUR MOTHER............................
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    ....'s pizza looks very nice. Good job on yours too
    could not refrain could you? Bad. Eagle.

    Might give it a go...

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourMacManDan View Post
    Might give it a go...
    His mom or the pizza?

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    for anyone who doesn't get the "throw the cheese reference" look up asdf movies on youtube

    Hey man look at my new dog)(aww yeah thats pretty cool,wait theirs no dog there)(oooohhhhhhhhh)(ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh)OOOOOOO OOHHHHHHHHHH) another asdf reference for you!

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