Why should I join this server?

[MrJangles]

With 1000's of Minecraft servers out there it makes it difficult to find a home. The search is even more difficult because there's no in game server search or trust worthy online server top list.

So, why should you decide that this is the place for you?

1) Server Location
This isn't a basement server and it's not rented from Joe's Hosting. We're using a beefed up dedicated server from gameservers.

2) Server Performance
I won't get into the details of our specifications, but I will tell you it's plenty and we'll scale up as required. We're the longest running Minecraft server with the highest recorded uptime (99.99%).

3) Community
Our friendly community is here to welcome you. We've got a great bunch of people and we're open arms to all. Don't be shy!

4) Management
Our staff are fully qualified Minecraft geniuses and will go above and beyond to make your experience the best.

5) Website
Click around!

6) Our Worlds
We focus on all game modes run on meticulously tuned world maps, including Survival, Build, Player VS Player, Player VS Environment, and Nether. Offering all game modes is something we're very proud of!

7) Saved Data
We run daily map backups and all minecraft data backups. You will never lose your work here. If we get hacked to the floor, our offsite backups will have has up and running lickity split.

If you're looking for a relaxed server with barely any rules and normal creative game play, with the best community out there on the net, look no further!

See you in there,
MrJangles

[astraeasan]

This is simply
THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER!

[michaelavena]

I think this needs a little update

[MrJangles]

Yup, updating...

[Link_77]

Yupdating

[Godspeedz]

Because we have ponies. That's why you should join.

[slinkycc]

nah why is this server hooked on ponies????
its been bothering me

[Godspeedz]

The world is hooked on ponies, they just don't know it yet.

[boomy10]

I'm a brony! I like unicorns more than ponies thought xD

[LiverDiver]

With 1000's of Minecraft servers out there it makes it difficult to find a home. The search is even more difficult because there's no in game server search or trust worthy online server top list.

So, why should you decide that this is the place for you?

1) Server Location
This isn't a basement server and it's not rented from Joe's Hosting. We're using Peer1. Peer1 is used by wordpress, vonage, and lavalife to name a few. Go to www.peer1.com for specific information on their datacentre if you're interested.

2) Server Performance
I won't get into the details of our specifications, but I will tell you it's plenty and we'll scale up as required. We're the longest running Minecraft server with the highest uptime.

3) Community
Our friendly community is here to welcome you. We've got a great bunch of people and we're open arms to all. Don't be shy!

4) Management
Our staff are fully qualified Minecraft geniuses and will go above and beyond to make your experience the best.

5) Website
Click around!

6) Our Worlds
We focus on all game modes run on meticulously tuned world maps, including Survival, Build, Player VS Player, Player VS Environment, and Nether. Offering all game modes is something we're very proud of!

7) Saved Data
We run daily map backups and all minecraft data backups. You will never lose your work here.

If you're looking for a relaxed server with barely any rules and normal creative game play, with the best community out there on the net, look no further!

See you in there,
MrJangles

Ok, get rid of points 1-7 and simply remember that they should join MCA because it is just the best- that's all folks!